This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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