It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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