Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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