Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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