just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm bleeding and have questions
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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