Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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