Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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