Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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