you win again, gameday.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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