hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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