we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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