Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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