It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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