You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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