He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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