I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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