I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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