i can't believe i had my finger in that
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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