he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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