jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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