some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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