shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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