But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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