I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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