They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
