Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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