I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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