i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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