Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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