suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Even my vagina gasped.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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