i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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