god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
