So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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