As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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