Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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