you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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