I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Randomize
