; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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