"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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