Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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