what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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