but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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