Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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