This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
