even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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