You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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