It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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