You surviving the open bar?
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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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