absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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