we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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