glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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